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Member of The Bitter Army has been dispatched to Wisconsin

By Mr Bitterness, on February 18th, 2011%

This man in the candy-necklace hula skirt speaks for us.

For more on the comedy that is political upheaval, go here.

ROAD TRIP TO PLUTO RETURNS!

By Mr Bitterness, on September 24th, 2010%

This just in! ROAD TRIP TO PLUTO will return to the 4-Star Theater 8:30 PM, Thursday, October 28, for a one-night-only Halloween extravaganza! (By “one-night-only,” we mean in addition to the one night we already did, and by “Halloween” we mean it’s close to Halloween, and by “extravaganza,” we mean pretty much the same show we did last week to rave reviews and a happy audience.)

So baby, come back, and see it again! Dress as your favorite character! Bring candy tainted with poisonous razor blades! Deface a pumpkin! PLUTO’S BACK!

ORDER TICKETS HERE!

The Trailer that Ate the World!

By Mr Bitterness, on September 6th, 2010%

It is Here! And it is ALIVE!!! It’s…the Trailer that Ate the World!Road Trip to Pluto is coming to a theater near you…as long as you live near The Four Star Theatre at 2200 Clement in San Francisco. One night only! So run, don’t walk! Or better yet, drive. Yeah, drive, and buy tickets at the door, or get them ahead of time.

The Culture Club of Fu.

By Mr Bitterness, on August 30th, 2010%

Plan B from Outerspace is a bitterly bad movie about toasters that somehow become atomic on the lesbian planet of Lesbos. When it was first released critics panned it and audiences demanded that their money be returned, the director, Melinda Smithee, be publicly stoned (not the good kind) and all copies of the film be burned, buried and the earth be salted so that nothing would ever grow there again.

One fateful night, the movie was attended by a large group of people who were publicly stoned (the good kind) when they thought they were going to be ironically enjoying Plan 9 from Outerspace by the late, not-so-great Ed Wood. However, they soon found themselves doubly ironically enjoying Plan B from Outerspace, and a cult phenomenon was born.

To be a part of this phenomenon, and thus get the Bad Movie badge for your Indie Cred sash, you must obey the following.
1. Remember, do not actually enjoy this movie. You must enjoy how bad it is.
2. Prepare to enjoy this movie by dressing up in character (don’t forget small details like the blue streak Dr. Mick’s hair and Brian’s superfluous third leg) and memorizing all of the stuff that you’re supposed to yell at the screen, but don’t let anyone see you doing all that or you might lose your Lack of Effort badge.
3. Feel free to make up your own bitingly hilarious ad-libbed bon mots to hurl at the screen, but just make sure that they are hilarious before you do, so you don’t make a fool of yourself in front of the other hipsters. You might want to hire a comedy writer.

Click here to bone up on all things Plan B: Plan B from Outerspace

Show details

By Mr Bitterness, on August 5th, 2010%

Road Trip to Pluto

Presented by The Bitter Show and SF Fringe Festival BOV

8pm Thursday, Sept 16

4 Star Theater.. 2200 Clement St @ 23rd Ave

San Francisco, CA Tickets $10 at the door, supplies limited

Pluto was a planet

Now he’s a hurtling Ice Chunk.

And’s he’s kidnapped NPR’s Terry Gross!

Join the intrepid crew of the Castle of Carl on an epic quest across the solar system to rescue her! See alien Olymipians! True Americans! Inter-galactic hip-hop sensation Uranus P! Terrible Sci-fi movies! Clones! Clones! Clones!

Spacey stuff abounds in this hilarious comedy show/ sci-fi thriller!

Starring: Melinda Bailey, Dave Chambers, Stefin Collins, Jody Handley, and Mike Spiegelman

Special Guest Star: Ludwig Von Shirtingham

Musical Direction: Christine Mclintock

Written, Produced and Directed by: The Bitter Show

Fear the poster.

By Mr Bitterness, on July 7th, 2010%

Show dates! Exciting things! All New!