By Mr Bitterness, on August 4th, 2010%
Got my job back driving a cab. Hey, it’s not the most glamourous job in the world but when you’ve got a $1200 a day pain killer addiction, somethings gotta pay the bills.
So I’m working the day shift, mostly running people back and forth between here and the Milky Way Intergalactic Space Port. It’s pretty basic work but sometimes you run into a few nutjobs like when I picked up some drunk hawkmen the other day. They had gotten completely wasted on pan-galatic gargle blasters while on a flight from the andromeda system. Seriously, know your limits… if it’s a 45 minute flight don’t drink 8 mind erasing beverages, even if they are free in super-ultra-double-fancy class. And how do a couple of hawkmen get tickets on SUDF Class anyway?
I don’t know what these guys do for a living, but all I’ve seen them do is D-I-VVVVVVE with big sticks in their hands. That kinda work can’t pay all that well can it?
Anyway, one of them passes out in the back and the other one makes me drag him up to thier hotel room. No tip. Feathers all over the ship. Just a mess. Lesson learned- put up right to refuse service sign.
Idiots.
-cap’n out-
By Mr Bitterness, on July 20th, 2010%
I am so sick of the Kessel Run. First of all it takes, like, 48 par secs and on top of that it’s about as dull a distance of space one has ever encountered. You know what it’s like to drive across Utah at night? Multiply that by, like, 47.9 par secs. Hell, it’s not like when I got into intergalactic shipping and receiving I expected it to be all space prostitutes and 8 balls of glitterstim spice, but they could throw in a 12 pack of coors light every so often.
I do recommend that if you’re making the run, take an extra couple hours and swing by the Frank’s Funky Phaser, burger hut and space prostitution ring, just take the 4th off ramp once you get past the alpha centari rush hour traffic (why is it *always* rush hour when I go past there??!!). The burgers are out of this world (ha ha) and the space prostitutes aren’t half bad either. Ask for Trxwwy and get the 1/2 & 1/2 & 1/2 for only 14 treclorian deutsche marks.
Now that the Lincoln’s back in working order I think I might go back to my job driving a cab. Anything ‘s better than long trips in space with a bunch of weirdos and space prostitutes.
By Mr Bitterness, on July 16th, 2010%
I got a call from one of my buddies on the space police force. Apparently they’ve gotten themselves into hot water over in sector 4 double ought niner. I’m gonna have to help out (again) by going undercover as a ex-cop who is helping out some cops that need someone to help them out. I don’t know if I can pull it off. You can monitor our activities on space radio channel: yellowblue green 94A.
In other news my vintage 75′ Lincoln is running great! Thanks for the tip from Username: MingTMerciless. You were right about double gapping the headers!
